Daniella. 25. New York City. Psych Master's student. Neuropsychology, psychopathology, and linguistics. Muse, Coheed&Cambria, Foo Fighters, Shinedown, The Killers, Red. Ravenclaw. Sapiosexual. Sassy. Really freaking shy. Bookworm. Deist. Nerd. Masochistic. Sarcastic. Runner. I can spend whole days in the bathroom with a book. Coffee. Green tea. Thunderstorms. Lightning. Rain. Petrichor. Felines. Brown-hair-dyed-red, green eyes. Hoodies, jeans and Converse shoes. Multilingual. Crows and butterflies. Insomnia.
how we act alone when we don’t feel like we have witnesses.. that is the genuine self.. me walking around my room punching the air talking to myself in a bad southern accent, that’s ME baby. you’re never going to know me like i know me. haha.
Merula: I have no reason to go home for Christmas. My parents are in Azkaban. My house is empty. My life is ruined. Merula: Mom taught me this spell when I was a child and we used it every Christmas. It’s the only spell she ever taught me that can’t be used to harm someone. Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much
but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.
so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, a page and a half of paper.
they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like
a page and a half
wtf guys
get your shit together
No wonder Hermione always got onto the boys for not doing their homework.
it’s honestly not even a foot and a half it’s just one sheet of paper. a foot is 12 inches. like dang if i had to only write one page long essays in school about cool magic shit then i would have been ecstatic.
also 12pt times new roman— the standard assigned size and font for a lot of essay assignments— produces significantlysmaller text than a muggleborn teenageer with a pen and ink quill would be able to manage on the regular, no matter how dedicated she was. ron and harry are frequently noted to be using large handwriting on unlined paper. their homework would have been about three short paragraphs if they were feeling studious.
no wonder hermione was so fucking exasperated! muggle students their age would have strangled them.
There’s a concept for a “mind reading” piece of texh that detects those muscle movements and uses AI to determine what your thinking, so you can think a command like “make coffee” and it will send out a signal to your coffee machine to make coffee.
i HATE that
I think to myself, “I want to die,” and then Alexa reads my throat muscles and kills me
